OK, so I'm getting a bit tired with the Anne Elk style of stating my theories. I apologize to those of you who are also tired of it. It's like trying to write dialog for Mojo Jojo.
Anyhoo, I thought of this on my way home from work. John Edwards is 51, but doesn't look a day over 35. Dick Cheney is 63 but doesn't look a day under 75. The two of them really don't seem to like each other. And I think I've figured out why. You know how Dorian Gray had a portrait of himself which aged while he didn't? Well, I think that as Edwards ages, the years get put upon Cheney instead. So Edwards stays looking young, but Cheney gets to looking older and older. No *wonder* he doesn't care for Edwards! That's gotta be aggravating!