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This is my theory. That is to say, this theory, that is mine, is mine. - trinalin thinks things through
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trinalin
This is my theory. That is to say, this theory, that is mine, is mine.
This theory, which is my theory on the Edwards/Cheney relationship, is my theory. What it is, this theory of mine, is that John Edwards, who is 51 (not a theory) is linked to Dick Cheney, who is 63 (also not a theory). That is, they are linked in my theory that is this.

OK, so I'm getting a bit tired with the Anne Elk style of stating my theories. I apologize to those of you who are also tired of it. It's like trying to write dialog for Mojo Jojo.

Anyhoo, I thought of this on my way home from work. John Edwards is 51, but doesn't look a day over 35. Dick Cheney is 63 but doesn't look a day under 75. The two of them really don't seem to like each other. And I think I've figured out why. You know how Dorian Gray had a portrait of himself which aged while he didn't? Well, I think that as Edwards ages, the years get put upon Cheney instead. So Edwards stays looking young, but Cheney gets to looking older and older. No *wonder* he doesn't care for Edwards! That's gotta be aggravating!

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paygem From: paygem Date: October 8th, 2004 04:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
How dare you use Dorian Gray's name anywhere near Dick Cheney! ;)
trinalin From: trinalin Date: October 9th, 2004 03:38 am (UTC) (Link)
Well, I hate to say it, but these are the times when even Literary characters will find themselves dragged through the mud that is politics. It's a sad thing, I'll admit, but it happens.
wishfulaces From: wishfulaces Date: October 8th, 2004 06:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
And I think I've figured out why. You know how Dorian Gray had a portrait of himself which aged while he didn't? Well, I think that as Edwards ages, the years get put upon Cheney instead. So Edwards stays looking young, but Cheney gets to looking older and older.

*squeal* Brilliant!

Yes, by smiles alone, I would vote for Edwards. Proving that Shallow Reasons work.
trinalin From: trinalin Date: October 9th, 2004 03:39 am (UTC) (Link)
Yes, by smiles alone, I would vote for Edwards. Proving that Shallow Reasons work.

Heh - he does have a nice smile. But geez, the guy seems way to eager. You wanna say "Calm DOWN, Johnny!"
alryssa From: alryssa Date: October 8th, 2004 08:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL
warinbabylon From: warinbabylon Date: October 9th, 2004 12:40 am (UTC) (Link)
LOL! That's good, Trina! :D
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