Dad and I have leftover Chinese food tonight for supper. Mom was off at her Craft Night and we had plenty of leftovers from the Mother's Day meal that I bought the folks last night (which we ate at 9pm because their flight in from MSP - or rather their layover at O'Hare from MSP - was very late). There were, coincidentally, two extra fortune cookies from last night's meal, too. So we each got one. Mine said:
Your success will astonish everyone.
Now, I understand how I should probably take that... But of course, I took it more as "any success that you have will astonish people." Gee, thanks fortune cookie. :-)